clickables

• YRTP: The Yellow and Red Transfer Protocol, an HTML to semaphore converter
• Windows, Mac, or Linux? A test to see which OS is right for you
• The black bird: my first ever Flash movie
• Slithy Toves: a Flash plaything
• Poinsettia A, B, and C: minimalist, monochrome petals
• The Outrageous Fashion Advisory System
• Groovy cool desktop pictures
• The Archive: accreted news and commentary from my home page

comestibles

• Cranberry chutney
• Epiphanic gingerbread
• Vegan tofu cheesecake
• Marzipan
• False pie

original literables

• The fairy story
• Prolegomena to any future love poem
• The beat poetry game
• Three poems
• DIY anaglyph 3D
• The wedding page
• Our wedding vows
• Our honeymoon

derivative literables

• Mystery Science Theater meets Dark Dungeons
• The raced tract: Lessons in multiculturalism by way of Chick tracts
• Secrets of Dark Dungeons: What Jack Chick, JRR Tolkien, and the Illuminati have in common
• Monty Python sketchography: Because the DVD boxed set of the Flying Circus doesn't come with one
• How George Lucas screwed up Star Wars: Chad Meserve's brilliant rant

potables

• The tripartite soul
• Things to do with rum

visibles

• Simulacra Philosophorum
• The pixelated Tarot
• My tesselations
• The webcam graveyard