Tom: Man! These Shriners conventions get stranger all the time.

Mike: I liked it better when they just drove around in little cars.

Crow: Hey! She'll be the 14th member of the coven! Old Jack must be slipping.

Mike: Inflation.

Crow: Oh.

Tom: You know, it so hard to tell from these robes. Are they supposed to be 1st, 2nd, or 3rd Edition clerics?