Mike: Oh, Debbie. You silly little witch.

Tract: Because I know what you're involved in ...

Crow: A harmless little fantasy game?

Tract: It's a spiritual warfare ...

Tom: [In an big announcer voice] This Sunday-sunday it's war! Only on pay-per-view!

Mike: Now this is where we get to hear his lame pick up line.

Tract: Come with me to a meeting ...

All: Yeah!

Crow: Is that what the kids are calling it this days?

Tract: ... and he knows what you're up against.

Mike: Yeah. He used to be an awkward teenage girl, too.